(Source: parttimequarrier)

scribblescourge:

My mother just came with the groceries and I opened the door and without thinking asked “swiggity swag what’s in the bag” and she replied “bip boop bop bread and flip-flops

((…….Really? I meant it when I said many people weren’t around so I jumped at the chance I got with an older partner when she got on))

/ I didn’t mean you but okay? /

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literallyananime:

idk buds

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

(Source: sell-out-my-funeral)

I think I’m awake but I’m not sure.

Anonymous sent:
Hey. Hey Prussia. A friend of mine told me to ask you something. Do you have man boobs?

I have bigger boobs than you’ll ever have.

Hint hint- the answer is no.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

reinodelostomates:

Im gonna just be on skype

im tired

frustrated

in pain

ill just talk to jenny babe

aww :’3c

jim-morality:

THE LAST ONE OMG

(Source: troll-rockeiro)

wweh:

im in an abusive relationship with myself